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全美超模大赛第一季

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主演:Tyra Banks  
类型:综艺  
导演:Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 
地区:美国  
年份:2003  
语言:英语 
更新:2024-11-15 12:17:45
简介:  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70 year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落七零:老祖宗,你后代来送高科技了!,先婚后爱:爵爷强势撩妻,假千金和真千金友好相处他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落
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全美超模大赛第一季简介

《全美超模大赛第一季》剧情介绍:  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70 year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落七零:老祖宗,你后代来送高科技了!,先婚后爱:爵爷强势撩妻,假千金和真千金友好相处他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落他疯狂得想要变强有妖怪的本性的作用也有桔梗鄙视的作用,况且得不到的爱确实很痛苦,他觉得变成妖了就可以摆脱对桔梗的嘲讽和对桔梗的爱,所以才完全确定目标为得到四魂之玉。如果桔梗不阻挠他,恐怕他也不会杀桔梗的,但是正邪双方,被目标蒙蔽了双眼的奈落。
全美超模大赛第一季由导演Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn执导,2003年上映的综艺,目前总点击 574次,是由Tyra Banks等主演。
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